Ladies and Gentleman, Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals , Transgenders, and Transvestites, People and animals of all shapes, sizes and species, it is with great and orgasmic pleasure that I present to you Barnum & Scrooge! The Greatest Blog on Earth!
How can I claim it so? Well… can you name anyone else who claims the name? WELL FUCK THEM! My name is Mister Scrooge and I don’t give a rat’s ass about what you think! If you don’t like my bitching then get far away before I hit you with my steel cane, good for nothing low-life! And don’t even try to solicit money from me, for your “bake sales” or for the “Ms. Blogalandia Beauty Pageant” coz I DON’T GIVE MONEY! I like money… my precious.
Enjoy the show or I’ll make sure you join dear old Mr. Barnum swimming with the fishies.
That is all.
Mister Scrooge
1 comments:
people should avoid this blog if they care about their sanity.
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